Unicorn Fuck

Strapping a dilldo on your forehead and penetrating your mate with it.

Dude one:"Yo! i Unicorn fucked Sara last night"
Dude two: "Awesome"

by Black ZQ November 28, 2010

unicorn eater

When a girl straps a dildo onto her forehead, sticks it in a guys ass and nibbles on his balls.

Last night I got real drunk and Loraine did the unicorn eater on me. It was pretty cool in a fucked up kind of way.

by The Big Boy June 27, 2006

unicorn language

unicorn language is a language consisting of random animal noises mixed together that you can think of.

"i want some ehhasdrf" says person #1
"you want some WHAT?" says person #2
"oh i said i want some water. i forgot you don't speak unicorn language" says person #1

by julie williams June 13, 2007

unicorn sex

Sex that is so amazing that it seems fantastical, mythical, impossible, or unrealistic; sex that transcends conventional reality and transports the lovers into alternate dimensions; sex that most people do not believe exists, even if it is described to them by one who claims personal experience.

My date was so incredible, we totally had unicorn sex!
or

Yeah, I've been hooking up with different people, but now I really want that unicorn sex, you know?

by M. Svairini March 31, 2010

unicorn twins

Two siblings who were born within the same year, but not together. Basically when the mother jumped back on the train the first chance she got.

You guys look so alike! Are you twins?

Nope, we're unicorn twins.

by mariaknows_best May 24, 2013

zombie unicorn

a unicorn that has had the unfortunate fate of been bitten by a zombie resulting in death and then reanimation.

made famous by John and Hank Green on the YouTube channel Vlogbrothers 2.0

zombie "urrrrrrrrrrgh brains"
Unicorn "neigh"
Zombie "nom nom nom"
Zombie Unicorn "neigh brains"

by yip6 April 26, 2009

unicorn turd

sparkly substance that is projected from the anus of the unicorn

Violet Unicorn- Help, my poopy hurtie comie outie, airgo, unicorn turd

by kamkampeacewins February 13, 2009