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Lightning Twat

The type of person where they’re so much of a twat it’s like you’ve been struck by lightning whenever you’re around them.
Becky: She is suck a Lightning Twat, I hate being around her.

Jersey: Yeah, she’s really annoying and super hard to be around.
by meme_queen4215 May 12, 2019
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Twat Addict

e.g Hugh Hefner. Any person unable to function for a reasonable length of time without access to female genitalia - particularly that of young, nubile girls. Normally applied to rich, old men.
That HughHefner he's a right old twat addict!
by Uncle Silas March 21, 2011
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twat pocket

jane douched her twat pocket on a regular basis.
by kristen renae September 11, 2003
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nigger twat

1. the most horrifying thing to have been placed on the planet.

2. the vagina of a fully grown nigglet.

3. a disgusting excuse for a vagina that looks like a rotten roast beef sandwich.

4. an insult used to ultimately put down an enemy. it is used in utter desperation when no other options are available.
by akybrky September 29, 2009
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Big Twats

What employees of Big Lots call their place of work.
My roomate works at Big Twats.
by D B R January 8, 2008
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twat swatter

when a female is prevented by someone else from getting laid, a female version of cock blocking
that girl got twat swatted, he twat swatted me, that guys a twat swatter
by alex olenik May 30, 2009
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Gook Twat

An asian girls vagina.

The(brown snatch)surrounding anatomy of an asian girls vagina.

An asian kid with more videogames than Nintendo.

A hypoactive asian child acting foolish or childish.
Show me that young gook twat!

Look at that gook twat playing his videogames again!!

HEY!! I said stop it!! Stop being a GOOK TWAT!!
by Tony Hughes December 26, 2005
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