Exhausted Sausage

An expression to use when a guy loses his boner and/or has a very limp penis.

Jenny: "Babe, we need to do something about your exhausted sausage."

by superfruit smoothie February 28, 2015

Sausage Rock

Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.

Dave, Josh, Anthony, Erdman, and Mike love to go to sausage rock shows like Immortal.

by pxlchk1 November 24, 2011

sausage muffler

The act of sticking a dick in your ass or pussy before a fart or queef.

Bro yesterday I was laying in bed with my girlfriend and she had me do the sausage muffler to make it quiet.

by Terms from work January 22, 2023

Sausage Milk

Penis ejaculate, sperm. In this context the sausage is the penis and the milk is the sperm.

He shot is sausage milk all over my face

by Boomington July 06, 2019

Tight sausage

A long thick sausage shoved in a pair of tights ; or can also be described as a man with a boner wearing tights

Person 1: do you see that dude over there
Person 2: yea he has a tight sausage

by WHATTHEFUUUUUCCCCKKKK April 18, 2017

Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).

I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.

by Not SeaNanners March 25, 2016

sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off, and using said condom as if it were a dildo.

After having left her normal dildo at home Tammy made do with a sausage dildo.

by Chi-hime February 25, 2016