a dirty tree

when your having sex with a girl and she has explosive diarriha so when you pull you dick out she explodes all over your trunk leaves and roots

Dude last night my gf gave me one hell of a dirty tree. I'll smell like shit for a week

by bissliker211 April 17, 2009

Vagina Tree

An unkept bush that can grow up to 5 ft 3

"Zac, don't try and get with that girl, she has a vagina tree"

by Jayden-has-downs May 28, 2008

Burn trees

Burning trees is one of many euphemisms for smoking marijuana.

-Hey man, you wanna go burn trees?
-shit yeah bra!
-sweet, you got a piece?
-fuck, mine broke, lets use an apple

by pteradatrick June 3, 2011

lone tree

A small boring city, where there is nothing 2 do. And the cops here are retarded and would get shot somewhere else.

Hey lets go to Lone tree, umm how bout not there is nothin to do

by floridabitch March 25, 2009

tree shit

The act of climbing up in a tree and taking a shit out of it.

I took a sweet tree shit last night in Central Park.

by Frizballz January 3, 2008

goat in a tree

when a goat is put in a tree it is classed as a goat in a tree

look at that goat in a tree

by directionalarrow May 29, 2008

unemployment tree

In southern ghettos, its the large neighborhood oak tree that unemployed blacks gather under to hang out all day.

Tyrone: you gonna play cards under the unemployment tree today?

Jerome: you know dat... i aint got no work to go to. Muh dick.

by Kikeslammer1488 May 28, 2018