Sharpen the Pencil

Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience

Dude... I just Sharpen the Pencil...

by Turtlepie November 29, 2016

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Push Pencil

Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.

Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.

“Mmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!”

“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”

by Jeremayne October 3, 2023

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Pencil

Something I have put up my ass

Pencil up ass

by sexyinvert December 21, 2021

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Pencil Pusher

There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.

specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor

corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie

specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC

specialist: he's a total pencil pusher

corporal: 100%

by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024

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