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muff melt

"Dude, that bitch totally got muff melt all over me last night"
by Thunda J June 25, 2008
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mom muff

A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.
Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!

Love me, love my mom muff.
by mommuff June 24, 2014
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Leg Muffs

When an individual is giving oral sex to a female (giver) and the receiver then tightly squeezes the givers head with her thighs. Thus, blocking the givers hearing as if they have "leg muffs" on.
Receiver : Wanna put the leg muffs on?

Five mins later.."OMG YES!! MORE MORE MORE"
Giver: (Hears nothing but muscles tensing in the legs)
by Head Doctor February 5, 2014
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Muff Move

An act or gesture that is supremely generous, selfless, decent, or otherwise rad. The "yin" to a Dick Move's "yang". Used to highlight a moment where somebody has done something truly excellent to make other people's lives better.
I really needed to get away early, so Brady covered for me in my 4:00 meeting. Absolute muff move. Love that guy.

Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!
by Genuine Tool November 11, 2022
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muff juice

by mikeb72 July 6, 2010
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Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.
I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.
by Rook34 November 8, 2023
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Muff Heavy

When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.
Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.
by CrazyRetard July 7, 2011
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