The procedure most levels of management endure at an off site meetings. In atition, they learn to loudly yet privately critizise a coworker, and excell at accepting alll the kudo's for others work, that made them look good.
Strangely these empty paychecks are also immune to productivity dowsizing.
Strangely these empty paychecks are also immune to productivity dowsizing.
Hey did you see Macco turn and dress down Rob at that the quarterly meeting? Yes, so did the whol esection, but Macco got one hell of an attaboy from the CIO.
Funny yhink is that Macco's name was in like 24pt font in the program. Wht's up wit that.
Damn Tony Soprano should havd had been so luckyo hsv had a teflon management class!
Funny yhink is that Macco's name was in like 24pt font in the program. Wht's up wit that.
Damn Tony Soprano should havd had been so luckyo hsv had a teflon management class!
by krewer May 24, 2009
Get the Teflon managementmug. Performance management is the supervision and oversight of employees, departments, and organizations with the objective of seeing that milestones and objectives are reached in an efficient and effective manner.
We've implemented performance management in the call center by setting goals and KPI's for each team member which will be reviewed as part of their appraisal process.
by SirCarboy January 16, 2019
Get the performance managementmug. When the assistant manager is more strict or micromanages more than the actual manager as a way to try to prove their worth to corporate. This behavior usually indicates someone being after the store manager position. People with Assistant Manager Syndrome are often condescending due to a distrust in you to execute your job responsibilities properly.
Assistant Manager Syndrome is most prominent after company-wide manager meetings, and the strictness and micromanaging typically retreats to normal levels within a month after these events.
Assistant Manager Syndrome is most prominent after company-wide manager meetings, and the strictness and micromanaging typically retreats to normal levels within a month after these events.
"I've been walking around the sales floor all day and haven't gotten any actual work done."
"Assistant Manager has Assistant Manager Syndrome, it's better to look busy than be busy until it dies down."
"Assistant Manager has Assistant Manager Syndrome, it's better to look busy than be busy until it dies down."
by Leppalimes August 20, 2018
Get the Assistant Manager Syndromemug. A phrase said when trying to imply superiority over someone while still saying thank you. This is derived from the announcements made by store managers. Usually, the announcement would be written on paper with the phrase "thanks, management" at the bottom.
"Our bathroom is out of service. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thanks, management"
"Our bathroom is out of service. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thanks, management"
by meedox April 19, 2021
Get the Thanks, managementmug. E.G.M also know as Early Grave Management was Founded By ( kE & bZ ) YOU PLAY YOU LAY it’s that simple I mean it’s right in the name earl-lee gray-ve man-a-ge-ment
- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones
- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones
Aye boy you heard bout E.G.M ya ass bet not get caught lacking on soul on my kids yo grave gon get managed early - some wise old man
Early Grave Management/ E.G.M
Early Grave Management/ E.G.M
by Some Wise Old Man June 14, 2022
Get the Early Grave Management/ E.G.Mmug. During the PowerPoint Presentation my boss was -as usual- giving a perfect example of diaper management!
by Harpo Marx January 5, 2016
Get the diaper managementmug. by mauno_kollatti September 15, 2021
Get the managing by perkelemug.