Cat

a fucking evil creature that will mess up your life and then seduce you with their eyes. a fucking demon

person 1 "hey i just got a cat."
person 2 "so we'll hang out at my house from now on?"

by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019

Cat

A vagina

She sexted me pictures of her cat

by Mlbrock April 12, 2015

Cat

A Vicious animal that poos a lot not near as good as dogs everything about cats are gross you can’t do anything with cats so DONT GET A CAT

Cat : oh lord look at that pregnant cat

by Have a roaring Christmas November 7, 2020

Cat

The worst animal to have as a pet.

Did you see that ugly cat.

by noahmoneykiller May 17, 2022

cat

the part of the female body that is used to have sex with

pussy...or cat

by Mommy meeee August 25, 2013

Cat

A magical flying dog

Cat

by Pete rat February 17, 2017

Cat

Dispicable organism who scratches your couch, pees everywhere, gets hair on your best clothes, bites you in your sleep, and sometimes wakes you up with their claws on your nipples.

This cat is going to die.

by Threeeyes March 8, 2015