Vagina Tree

An unkept bush that can grow up to 5 ft 3

"Zac, don't try and get with that girl, she has a vagina tree"

by Jayden-has-downs May 28, 2008

a dirty tree

when your having sex with a girl and she has explosive diarriha so when you pull you dick out she explodes all over your trunk leaves and roots

Dude last night my gf gave me one hell of a dirty tree. I'll smell like shit for a week

by bissliker211 April 17, 2009

Burn trees

Burning trees is one of many euphemisms for smoking marijuana.

-Hey man, you wanna go burn trees?
-shit yeah bra!
-sweet, you got a piece?
-fuck, mine broke, lets use an apple

by pteradatrick June 3, 2011

lone tree

A small boring city, where there is nothing 2 do. And the cops here are retarded and would get shot somewhere else.

Hey lets go to Lone tree, umm how bout not there is nothin to do

by floridabitch March 25, 2009

tree shit

The act of climbing up in a tree and taking a shit out of it.

I took a sweet tree shit last night in Central Park.

by Frizballz January 3, 2008

goat in a tree

when a goat is put in a tree it is classed as a goat in a tree

look at that goat in a tree

by directionalarrow May 29, 2008

Fuck Tree

ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.

El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.

El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.

Did you hear what happened at the fuck tree yesterday?

by Eldobotano September 22, 2018