fever sweats

A condition characterized by an inability to function in the clinic due to debilitating fever and profuse sweating.

Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.

A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.

Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.

The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.

Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day

The etiology of fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in highly intelligent ophthalmology residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD

"I have fever sweats and didn't wake up to my alarm, anyway, I am now feeling weirdly as if nothing happened, not sure what was that shit"

"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"

"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"

"Post call today, I got fever sweats."

"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."

"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"

by Ronnie P. March 25, 2022

tan sweat

when you wear fake tan and you sweat loads because of the tan

put tan on last night and now i have the tan sweats

by ajken8i December 15, 2017

Sweat Duke

1) A term generally utilized in the Southern United States describing the act of defecation in a hot, air-condition free, and generally uncomfortable facility whereas the act of defecating (or taking a duke) instantaneously produces a sheen of sweat making the wiping of one's posterior a slippery, sweaty and colossally unnerving undertaking; 2) Any uncomfortable situation producing the psychological effect of actually having to perform the aforementioned duking; 3) A general colloquialism amongst close friends where a need to duke immediately and violently becomes apparent and must be vocalized in explication of a speedy egress from the group; 4) A verbal recognition of affirmation to a close friend for having to complete a reprehensible and unpleasant task.

Sorry I was late, I had to hit the outhouse for a mighty Sweat Duke before I came to the BBQ.

Having to tell that woman I ran over her chincilla with the brush-hog was a real Sweat Duke.

Ah, Man! Gotta go -Sweat Duke time! <--*in response* Poor Billy, I hope he is okay...Be strong soldier. Be strong.

by silverback487 November 23, 2011

Liquor Sweats

The smell of one that drank too much.

After the slamming party they went home to sleep and when she woke to his liquor sweats she knew he had way too many drinks.

by Mare 217 January 8, 2020

Sweat Snack

(V)The act of snacking on your girlfriend after you've had your way with her. This is usually done using a straw or wooden spoon

I'm goin over to my Old Lady's house for a Sweat Snack and a movie.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 2, 2009

Fart sweat

The fluid formed around a sweaty asshole when a person farts in it.

"Yo i performed a rim job on someone with massive fart sweat"
"Was it bad?"
"Nah"

by HoldMyDirtyAsshole June 28, 2021

ropin' sweat

The act of picking up women at a bar.

1. Look at that dude ropin' sweat over there!

2. I'll be ropin' sweat at the corner bar tonight if you are looking for me.

by Sweet Nectar December 22, 2009