by F_loot April 14, 2011
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I had some bad Mexican food for lunch so rather than go to the meeting, I got paid by the pound. I get paid $12 per hour and in the 30 minutes it took me to produce a 2lb crap loaf, I ended up making $3 per pound.
by O-hole September 2, 2013
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Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?
That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.
Fucking ugly bitch.
That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.
Fucking ugly bitch.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009
Get the Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher mug.The most amazing song in the world, by the American group of gods referred to as Tool. If you don't plan on listening to this orgasmic song, you are a Bob Marley wannabe mother fucker and therefore should kill yourself.
Guy 1: Hey man, have you listened to The Pot?
Guy 2: The what?
Guy 1: Kangaroo done hung the juror, bitch!
Guy 2: Oh, sorry. I'm gonna go shoot myself.
Guy 2: The what?
Guy 1: Kangaroo done hung the juror, bitch!
Guy 2: Oh, sorry. I'm gonna go shoot myself.
by Mr. Queequee December 12, 2011
Get the The Pot mug.A practice commonly exercised by politicians, dictators, corporate establishments, salesmen and your parents, where one deliberately substitutes words such as "me", "I" or "oneself" for "you" in order to appear selfless and public-spirited.
Common Politician: "This is what public (you) wants."
Correctly interpreted as "This is what I want." Hence The Politician's "You".
Correctly interpreted as "This is what I want." Hence The Politician's "You".
by Geoleg Csapolov July 26, 2011
Get the The Politician's "You" mug.A social studies teacher that is in her late 30s or early 40s and she is the head teacher of her social studies clan. She has her own printer with colored ink. She is the police of the school and is really to deport someone. Her last name is from the Apache. She often uses the words "Missy" and "are you saying negative comments about me".
She is the god of social studies and will win any social studies teacher with the power that she has bc she has the printer with the colored ink. She is very well known in the school for telling students that she will deport them her famous quote is "If you think social studies isn't important then you should leave the country". She also gets triggered very easily. Also she says no no things about her students and how they are never gonna pass her test.
She is the god of social studies and will win any social studies teacher with the power that she has bc she has the printer with the colored ink. She is very well known in the school for telling students that she will deport them her famous quote is "If you think social studies isn't important then you should leave the country". She also gets triggered very easily. Also she says no no things about her students and how they are never gonna pass her test.
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Joe: Hell no, I'm gonna wait 2 years and see if there's any side effects
Joe: Hell no, I'm gonna wait 2 years and see if there's any side effects
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