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Chinese Pecker Trap

The act of two men violently snoodling to the point foreskins become cohesive and cause the inability to pull apart.
Doctor: What do we have here?
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.
by Ryselin August 5, 2020
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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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Penguin Pecker

Short fat man, with tiny pecker, who waddles when he walks.
by JLDub November 9, 2023
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Three peckered puppies

A dog that has been violated by Joe Biden.
When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.

Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.

Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 28, 2021
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Pecker Jockey

A person who runs around aimlessly with no purpose or direction in life.
Look at that pecker jockey joking around. He’s not paying attention and he’s not getting anything done.
by Haynuh_Maydee February 24, 2024
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pecker validation

Bolstering a man's ego by worshipping his cock.
If it wasn't for her pecker validation, I would have less than zero self esteem.
by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010
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