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Muff market

(Noun)
Feminine equivalent of "sausage fest". Used when the female to male ratio tips heavily to the former in a given area, setting, or environment. Alternative to "clam bake"," fish fry" and "taco night".
Example: "let's get out of here Gertrude. This place is a real muff market"
by Reginald Cartwright III September 16, 2015
mugGet the Muff marketmug.

Muff Move

An act or gesture that is supremely generous, selfless, decent, or otherwise rad. The "yin" to a Dick Move's "yang". Used to highlight a moment where somebody has done something truly excellent to make other people's lives better.
I really needed to get away early, so Brady covered for me in my 4:00 meeting. Absolute muff move. Love that guy.

Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!
by Genuine Tool November 11, 2022
mugGet the Muff Movemug.

muff juice

by mikeb72 July 6, 2010
mugGet the muff juicemug.

Muff Motive

An informal gathering involving a high female to male ratio, so the females have no other choice.
Wanna come to the pub for a couple cold ones then head back to mine for a fat muff motive.
by JoshyP213 May 15, 2021
mugGet the Muff Motivemug.

Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.
I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.
by Rook34 November 8, 2023
mugGet the Sports Muffmug.

Muff Heavy

When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.
Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.
by CrazyRetard July 7, 2011
mugGet the Muff Heavymug.

muff melt

"Dude, that bitch totally got muff melt all over me last night"
by Thunda J June 25, 2008
mugGet the muff meltmug.

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