Jared

Having the name Jared is basically having reached the end you are the best you have achieved everything if your name is Jared by the time you have completed life you will have made boris Johnson shut the fuck up you would have made infinate funny season of modern family you have in vented the infinate money machine you have defeated all these 9 year old internet clown who have supported jake Paul and Bryce hall and most importantly you have taken everyones girl on earth
Oh another Jared just stole my ting well he’s Jared he is a sexy beast it is natural
by Best defffonitions July 31, 2021
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Jared

Bruh I have a jared
by Albert12043 January 27, 2020
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Jared

Did you know that kid Jared gets pegged by his girlfriend?

What?! No way... actual I could see that
Yeah but his also has a hot sister and she just followed me back on Instagram
by Room3 April 29, 2021
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Jared Venezia

An attractive Italian from Pennsylvania who is very good at skateboarding, networking, playing music, singing, trampolining, and other activities.
That boy is just like Jared Venezia: he can do anything!
by SEA45 February 25, 2009
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Jared

"The most amazing guy !!" No, no. Cut the bullshit. Jared is a Fuckboy !! Cute, Charming, Good Looking etc... he has just enough to make you fall for him. And when you do, he's onto the next girl.
Person 1: "he's such a fuckboy ! 'I love you' my ass! Probably has that shit copied and pastes to the next girl."

Person 2: "Is his name Jared?"
by GirlsLikeNuts November 26, 2017
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Jared

Lives at subway 😂😂
by Jayhawk205039 February 24, 2019
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Jared Phillips

Jared phillips has big old dick #lickitysplit
by Zoyberg69 April 16, 2019
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