Having the name Jared is basically having reached the end you are the best you have achieved everything if your name is Jared by the time you have completed life you will have made boris Johnson shut the fuck up you would have made infinate funny season of modern family you have in vented the infinate money machine you have defeated all these 9 year old internet clown who have supported jake Paul and Bryce hall and most importantly you have taken everyones girl on earth
by Best defffonitions July 31, 2021

by Albert12043 January 27, 2020

A kid with a hot sister
Did you know that kid Jared gets pegged by his girlfriend?
What?! No way... actual I could see that
Yeah but his also has a hot sister and she just followed me back on Instagram
What?! No way... actual I could see that
Yeah but his also has a hot sister and she just followed me back on Instagram
by Room3 April 29, 2021

An attractive Italian from Pennsylvania who is very good at skateboarding, networking, playing music, singing, trampolining, and other activities.
by SEA45 February 25, 2009

"The most amazing guy !!" No, no. Cut the bullshit. Jared is a Fuckboy !! Cute, Charming, Good Looking etc... he has just enough to make you fall for him. And when you do, he's onto the next girl.
Person 1: "he's such a fuckboy ! 'I love you' my ass! Probably has that shit copied and pastes to the next girl."
Person 2: "Is his name Jared?"
Person 2: "Is his name Jared?"
by GirlsLikeNuts November 26, 2017

by Zoyberg69 April 16, 2019
