Hayden

He is probably really super duper extremely fat, H thinks he is good at games and has a small penis

we shouldn't name our kid hayden its bad luck

by Chicken nugget boi February 8, 2022

Hayden Lloyd

He is very cool, handsome chap. Very strong also

Hayden Lloyd is cool

by YourMom87! November 29, 2023

Hayden

Commonly used as a transgender females name but can be suited to fit A man without the female genetalia. Hayden's often have the biggest helmet you will ever see! they also generally struggle through an identity crisis of weather they are jewish or not. Generally, Haydens have the smallest penis you will ever see, Hayden can't even see it it is so small.

Attractive female: Hayden can I see you cock
Hayden: *pulls it out
Disgusted female: where is it

by MASSIVE dik BiG BOy May 24, 2019

Hayden Hennman

The most chubby clout demon of them all, eats everything in sight, threats to jump people while being fake causing him to then be jumped, also jealous of The Ginge for being better than him

Hayden hennman the fat man ate my cat

by Josh has a fat toe June 11, 2019

Hayden

Oh my god

I can't believe it, he...jesus

Guy 1: you are hayden
Guy 2: hayden is chaos

by Foodtruck February 24, 2021

Hayden

A pussy who scared.Girls like him but he dont want to fuck because his dick is small.A privalaged white boy that is spoiled

Hayden is a bitch

by Paulwizzie December 9, 2019

Hayden

my boyfriend but he's gay for his best friend. brown hair and eyes. on the low gay. plays basketball and lacrosse. also has anger issues

girl: im dating Hayden
girl: drop him he's gay for his bestie

by ddhjsakaalk May 26, 2021