elf on the shelf 

a stupid Christmas tradition that kids believe is real

parents also move the stupid toy around to make their kids happy

wow mommy its an elf on the shelf!!!!!!

elf on the shelf by ocean tyler January 10, 2019

Another Elf On The Shelf 

Ordinary; Sameness. A woman who is the same. Another word for thot.

"Hey look at that sexy bitch."
"She's just Another Elf On The Shelf."

Another Elf On The Shelf by IronicToaster January 1, 2018

elio the god 

HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT

(also please kiss me <3)

idk elio the god is hot af

elio the god by pebbls November 21, 2021

elephantitis of the head

Someone with slightly less than a dozen breasts on their head.

That girl's got elephantitis of the head!

elephantitis of the head by Bob July 30, 2003

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for 

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.

Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for by extreme coughing November 16, 2018

Elmo, The Penis

The big American penis donated when alive, to the penis museum. Amazing that a human penis this big was actually given up while living, just to be preserved and put on display in a museum.

While there are probably a lot of huge penises, there aren't many that end up in a museum for public inspection.

There's only one Elmo, The Penis. I've seen him in the museum, and that's where he belongs!

Elmo, The Penis by Museum Visitor October 25, 2009

Eli The Unit 

He is a salty leg. He plays ps4 in a shack in his backyard. He is 5'6 and has brown curly hair. He is a bad builder. He is a booooooot. He is 1/69th of a unit. He is a tank. He lives in California.

Eli The Unit is a awesome kid

Eli The Unit by Eli Rocco Zilber March 7, 2019