telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

tell them about their ass

to tell someone off

Andy, they messed up my order. Go tell them about their ass.

by FRATFRAT November 28, 2011

tell some jokes

smoke mariganja

it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.

"Hey DOOD, let's go tell some jokes"

"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"

"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"

by PuhPADDYDDIESALSONnanana January 1, 2012

tell me something good

aka I don't know how to have a conversation so entertain me

Hey, tell me something good

by Sangsandingdong May 22, 2023

Tell her to go brush her teeth

Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick”

Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”

by Jurgei June 5, 2023

Tell tooth

Is someone is a king or telling actual factual information

Jake scally is the king tell tooth

by King scally June 8, 2023

Scissor & Tell

The equivalent of kiss & tell but in this case scissor & tell.

My friend Alani doesn’t scissor & tell

by Mrs Garrison June 9, 2023