tofu-pouch

the slang term for the female vagina.

Her tofu-pouch was wide enough to fit the entire pole into.

by RaZ August 7, 2003

toffo

Toffo is what your bum hole turns into when you get into a situation that makes you scared or worried.

Hey everyone Geoff's arse went to toffo at that last job, he shit his pants coz he's a bitch.

by PC Beak December 12, 2006

tofu

a phail knockoff of paneer

I went to a thai restaurant and tried to order paneer. The waiter said they didn't serve paneer, but they instead had tofu. I tried it, and concluded that it was a phail knockoff of paneer, since the Thais were unable to procure proper cheese cubes of the greatness.

by swatapriya July 7, 2009

TOFTB

Took one for the boys.

TOFTB is the same as TOFTT (take/took one for the team).

by blankless August 26, 2009

Toff

a rather white haired chap by the name of soy

"My names soy and i'm a toff"

by Snoyley toff April 21, 2005

toffry

a white kid, who wants to be black, that has all the girls jumping on him screaming OH FUCK ME BABY FUCKK ME !

toffry is prone to get nudes from fat skanks, with black spots on her vagg

person 1: did you see that toffry kid?
person 2: yeah, he was saying something about a nasty vaggg.
EWH!

by OHSHITTTNIGG March 29, 2009

tOFU

A mocking version of tOSU, a way to say the Ohio State University.

tOFU is going down tonight, Sparty's going to destroy them.

by BBO69 June 8, 2012