Shower head therapy

When a female uses the shower head on the power jet setting to please herself.

I just did some shower head therapy and I feel much better!

by The knowledge person June 18, 2018

And then there were two

A phrase used to reduce the awkwardness when you get left with a person you dont really know (eg when alot of people go to the toilet or bar)

*catie, jayne, chris, aaron, mary and tom ALL go to the bog, leaving you and the pretty girl you dont know yet*

*awkward silence*

*you* "hmmm, and then there were two.......

best used BEFORE the awkward silence to show your not at all bothered by the scenario

by Jaberdeen November 8, 2009

Take You There

A vague and empty promise rappers make in their music. It is sometimes presumed to mean a rapper is implying his affluence and ability to give a woman the high life. It in fact however simply means "Take you to orgasm."
It is particularly annoying because it has been copied and stolen by several artists, ruining the originality of it. In fact, for some unknown reason, women find this ambiguous phrase sensual and feel a strong desire to be "taken there" by whatever bullshit artist is uttering the phrase. Thinking it is some romantic experience he speaks of, when in reality it is simply expression of a typical rapper intent to fuck a woman tonight and never see her again.

Cedric: "Baby Ima take you there!"
Laquita: "Oh yeah Cedric, take me there! You're so romantic!"
Cedric: "Okay, by 'there' I mean 'my mom's room while she's at work."
Laquita: "okay..."
Cedric: "And by "take you" I mean have meaningless sex with you the same day I met you, but if you're a bitch I'll never talk to you again."
Laquita: "Oh Cedric, you're just the kind of man fairy tales are made of..."

by BennyDawg January 19, 2009

out there

adj. 1. crazy; mentally deranged; scatter-brained, loony.
2. so extremely individualistic so as to appear mentally unstable.
3. Not conforming to mores, accepted norms, or standards.

I tried to reason with Chris, but he's out there.

(used only at the end of the sentence)

by Tony Grubb March 8, 2005

Thermopylae

A battle in which approximately 1000 (300 Spartan, 700 Thespian) Greek soldiers made a three day stand against a Persian force of 100,000 or so (estimates vary dramatically). They inflicted massive casualties on the Persians before being killed.

Thermopylae is the definition of badass.

by ugg2 July 20, 2008

Go There

A description of Something So Dramatically Juicy and Unbelieveable that it wouldnt be thought of to happen in your reality or anyone elses. It's The Point Of No Return a completely burned bridge.

The Queen Bee Who looks like a million bucks everyday has an affair with the hot student teacher and a year later realizes that she's a lesbian. and it's go there

by Peyton2 November 7, 2008

Waiting Two There.

Used to subtly alert friends close by that there is some very watchable cleavage created from two ample breast in close proximity or heading in this direction. Taken from the cricket term of "waiting ..... two there" when a ball is caressed but needs to get past the the infielders for two easy runs. "Waiting" for the ball to get past before calling two runs.

A hot chick with a massive rack walks into a bar and someone needs to alert his friends with "waiting .... (pause) ... two there." Waiting Two There.

by Falooser February 16, 2010