jordan theory

The theory that everything you say is a lie

I think he has Jordan theory.

by Mr. Kerwit October 22, 2017

Cram’s Theory

The person who brought up the theory cannot be the Imposter.

Guys it can’t be me, I know Cram’s Theory.

by Not An Imposter November 22, 2020

Tak theory

The Tak theory is quite simple. The human is unaware that he is adored by everyone. When he leaves a room everyone speaks of how amazing he is, although he has no idea of his popularity and fan following.

Similar to Handa-kun.

"OMG! I LOVE HIM "
Well that's the Tak theory for ya

by Famjam April 1, 2017

theory-function

A contra-referentialization of the Dark Enlightenment's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.

Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.

by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018

The Christopher Theory

Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.

The Christopher Theory was originally developed by Charbel (Gregory's brother)

by gregory for president January 17, 2023

Vortex Theory

A theory that fast moving racecars on an oval causes a vortex of heated air that can temporarily halt rain, or stop rain entirely.

Fan 1: I thought it was supposed to rain?

Fan 2: must be vortex theory.

by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016

Tele’s theory

When something has enough curviness and or human female characteristics, it tricks the male brain into being willing to have sex with it.

Friend 1: “Hey man look at the curves on that rock, that’s child bearing hips of I’ve ever seen any”
Friend 2: “I know right? It’s a classic case of Tele’s theory”

by RatKing130 August 8, 2023