Shane van Alstyne's are a rare breed. They are so majestic in the bed with other men it is crazy. Although he normally lacks in package, he makes up with his naughty words and rough play with men. If you ever find yourself with a Shane van Alstyne, be ready for a good time.
Man1: Dude, I was with a Shane van Alstyne last night. He was so good
Man2: I can tell because of how sore you look.
Man2: I can tell because of how sore you look.
by greene1564 February 18, 2020
A WWE wrestler, son of Vince Mac Mahon and former owner of RAW. The most leet wrestler ever. Lets see that pussy rock do a coast to coast from 50 ft in the air.
by Super Famicom September 07, 2004
A sweet suga shane is a very good looking, charming, sweet, silly, goofy, loving, AWESOME guy. He will make you the happiest girl a live and love you for who you are. He will make a girl the luckiest girl out there.
by ccc/sss November 29, 2011
Friend: Shane Dawson just got cancelled
Me: what?! Why?!
Friend: he sexualized a little girl 5years ago.
Me: awww:( I used to support him:(
Me: what?! Why?!
Friend: he sexualized a little girl 5years ago.
Me: awww:( I used to support him:(
by Thatonegirlonstraighttiktok July 07, 2020
Mask shane piano... disturbing to some and scary to others.
Its a video published in 2012 where a man had his face covered in clay then the clay dries on his eyes then proceeds to play the piano in front of him.
Its a video published in 2012 where a man had his face covered in clay then the clay dries on his eyes then proceeds to play the piano in front of him.
Chad 1:"Have you seen Mask Shane Piano?"
Chad 2:"Yeah,kinda creepy and cool on how he plays it blind."
Chad 2:"Yeah,kinda creepy and cool on how he plays it blind."
by Ze banaenae cat May 06, 2022
Man: Alright kitty, I'm going to you put catnip on my peen
Cat: pls stop shane dawson-ing me I can't do it it
Cat: pls stop shane dawson-ing me I can't do it it
by MissMoiraReid April 25, 2019
A pure soul that understands the minds of other humans and uses his gift and heart in his platform! Shane & Opera.....basically the same! Nothing greater than a person opening the deepest reality of other humans to prove that we all should have faith in everyone! He's a gift to everyone! Shane gains all his fame by helping others gain more fame as well! He's overall a blessing and his personality is exactly what we all should aim to be!!!! He just cares a lot about other ppl....plain and simple!!
"Shane Dawson, the next president of the United States!"
by JA. October 12, 2018