crack pipe

Beginner's musical instrument. Popular in the 1980's and 1990's but somehow still around due to multi-level focus group marketing on behalf of the music industry. Obscene amounts of money can be made if you can master fine instrument.

Ja Rule and 50 Cent got their start on the crack pipe and now they be millionaires

by Wigga May 13, 2003

lay the pipe

v. to give da dick

I laid the pipe on that ho EARLY

by NeverU June 07, 2003

Pink Piping

The act of putting a (pink)dildo into a car's exhaust pipe.

We put a dildo in Chuck's exhaust pipe and it was funny.

by Pink Panther February 11, 2004

Lead Pipe

In the deprived housing estates of the U.K. some Local Councils/Housing Associations are yet to upgrade the old lead water pipes to copper. (Lead Water Pipes = Lead Poisoning = Brain Damage).

Dave looks slightly retarded and struggles to find a job because he is a "Lead Pipe".

by Clever-Shit February 01, 2017

Pipe Down

To quickly and effectively silence a particularly annoying individual before the can finish their sentence

Person a): "You have the right to remain..."

Person B): "Pipe down!"

by exoncmgc February 12, 2019

Pipe Clamp

noun;
any tight fuck hole

her ass was as tight as a pipe clamp

by dirtycracker77 April 01, 2009

Pink Pipe

Another word for Chode, Penis, Cock, Willy.

Smoking the pink pipe

"Hey Andy is a right cock cruncher, he's always chowing down on Moukies pink pipe"

by P1nis November 20, 2013