VOODOO MANAGEMENT

When a manager is reactive instead of proactive.

A manager that is a pussy and can't stick to a plan because he buckles under the pressure of others.

When your manager doesn't have the balls to look you in the eyes and tell you he is getting ready to stab you in the back because he is putting another job in front of yours to appease someone else.
This is nothing but Voodoo management because you are changing the schedule just to appease others.
by tstrasser October 19, 2016
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Teflon management

The procedure most levels of management endure at an off site meetings. In atition, they learn to loudly yet privately critizise a coworker, and excell at accepting alll the kudo's for others work, that made them look good.
Strangely these empty paychecks are also immune to productivity dowsizing.
Hey did you see Macco turn and dress down Rob at that the quarterly meeting? Yes, so did the whol esection, but Macco got one hell of an attaboy from the CIO.
Funny yhink is that Macco's name was in like 24pt font in the program. Wht's up wit that.

Damn Tony Soprano should havd had been so luckyo hsv had a teflon management class!
by krewer May 24, 2009
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key account manager

someone who holds the keys to the company doors
guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager
by qubic December 17, 2018
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Manag A Maro

It’s used in Italy for going against saint Mary in dialect Neapolitan witch is translated to ( dammit Saint Mary )
Manag a Maro com’è possibile
by TheSicilian March 01, 2022
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bandage and manage

when referring to s/h inflicting wounds on yourself and covering them up
bandage and manage lol
by stumvi March 08, 2021
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Free Trial Asset Management

The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.
I just got fired from my job as a trader so now i'm working for Free Trial Asset Management.
by Chris 29 March 07, 2008
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Toxic Manager

(Al H) (RUDE) ( UNPROFESSIONAL) (TOOL)(ARROGANT)
There once was a Manager named Al H
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Al Says , MORE POINTS FOR YOU
Al H is a TOXIC MANAGER
by Al H Admirer June 14, 2010
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