While doing your girlfriend from behind, you check your Fantasy Football stats in one hand while smashing a fist full of blueberries down her ass crack with the other.
Jim seized the opportunity to give Heather an Angry Crackberry...all while keeping tabs on his Fantasy Football team!
by Coraline Bulldog December 9, 2010
Get the Angry Crackberrymug. The act of vomiting through one's nostrils in a highly inconvenient location as a result of trying to delay puking by clamping a hand over the mouth.
Realizing he was not going to make it to the door he performed the angry blondin, clamping his hand over his mouth power spraying vomit through his nostrils across the kitchen.
by martinOTT March 31, 2011
Get the Angry Blondinmug. most of the other definitions are close but not quite right. the real definition is a chick is giving you head and when she goes to swallow your load you judo chop her in the throat making her choke on the cum and it shoots out her nose, also making her angry. the hit in the head definitions are confused with donkey punch and the punch in the stomach is from louisville slugger. the one where you shove your cock down her throat as you nut is the snowy or snow dragon which also shoots the nut out her nose. both really work if done right.
by synasthetic February 25, 2005
Get the Angry Dragonmug. a toilet that splashes so hard it splashes the unsuspecting user as he or she is bending up from flushing the toilet.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.
by ACE L March 31, 2009
Get the angry toiletmug. its when you start off llama style move to donkey style,anteater style and last but not least angry goat!
We were doing IT last night and we had 15 females and 1 male getting it done with a jar of peanut butter then we flipped the woman over and put our breifcases on there back right after we we got a funnel and grape koolaid and then we were doing it doggie style and I tried ramming it in her butt and she looked at me and said N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! All of those are called angry kerrnandez
by ry fry December 7, 2010
Get the angry kerrnandezmug. When one is forced to tuck their "unit" under their balls towards their asshole for the benefit of a hostile individual. (I.E. Silence of the Lambs)
by Steveo from the gym September 1, 2009
Get the Angry Tuckmug. A sexual act whereby two gentleman ejaculate into a woman's mouth, one in each cheek. As the recipient of the dual ejaculants attempts to spit out the loads from her cheeks, the mouth is held shut, thus resembling an angry chipmunk.
by argylegargoyle April 6, 2009
Get the Angry Chipmunkmug.