Thanos Maxxing

When your dick turns purple due to excessive gooning, causing a lack of circulation and immerse bruising to your dick.

Gabby "Hey Luke how was your night yesterday I heard some weird noises coming from your room?"

Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"

by subiebrz2013 April 27, 2025

Thanos

A middle-aged dad trying to save the world with his rock collection and his kid with down syndrome and one with autism and his fork, and a smurf fan Wanna-Be cyborg as his daughter.

Your dad is such a Thanos, Bro

by Conner j r April 3, 2024

The Thanos

When you put two fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her ass and then snap.

I gave my wife the Thanos and now half of my shit is gone.

by PhilWV July 14, 2022

do thanos wrist

Shove your left hand up your anus and snap yourself out of existence

Jimmy Savile: I LOVE KIDS

Decent lad: do thanos wrist

by BlitzRain July 2, 2022