First Pussy Syndrome(FPS) 

A condition which occurs with young males after they've had their first sexual intercourse with a particular woman and they become overattached with their first pussy. The condition often comes with feelings of extreme desperation and thoughts that he will never find a better one. FPS is often assoctiated with denial of common sense. Other related symptomes are: crying over the phone, stalking the pussy on social networks, loss of all self respect, etc.

Man, he wouldn't let her go, I think he has First Pussy Syndrome(FPS).

First Pussy Syndrome(FPS) by redmistx May 27, 2015

Brown sepoy Syndrome

Colonial slave mindset being passed onto generations even after decades of independence. Brown sepoys are smitten by anything western, emulates them, beg validation from them, gleefully humiliating their own culture and people.

Rupa Gulab expects Narendra Modi to eat with cutlery, even though both of them are Indians. Rupa has Brown sepoy Syndrome.

Brown sepoy Syndrome by Imraand Khan May 6, 2022

Restless Lip Syndrome

When a person keeps interrupting a conversation and can't keep their mouth shut.

Chris has to come my house to drink because when we're at his house, Lindas Restless Lip Syndrome prevents us from carrying on a conversation.

Restless Lip Syndrome by HB Brother From Another Mother September 29, 2009

belt syndrome 

The stomach cramping feeling you get when you wear your belt too tight. Can also be caused by your seatbelt in your vehicle if it goes into that annoying locking mode.

Damn Claude, while I was driving here, I got an extreme case of belt syndrome. Was not nice.

belt syndrome by Limblessless January 12, 2008

Helsinki Syndrome 

A mental condition where the afflicted person is unable to distinguish between the countries of Sweden and Finland, despite the two being distinct from each other. This condition is usually a symptom of a lack of general geographic awareness.

This condition usually manifests itself when the sufferer attempts to convey the concept of Stockholm syndrome to others.

From the news channel in Die Hard:
Gail Wallens: Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Well, Gail, by this time the hostages should be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.
Harvey Johnson: As in Helsinki, Sweden.
Dr. Hasseldorf: Finland.

From Top Gear:
Richard Hammond: I finally understand what they mean by that, is it Helsinki syndrome, when people are being kidnapped, when they're released, miss their kidnappers.

Helsinki Syndrome by r3loaded August 14, 2011

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome 

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.

Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome by grandy427 October 17, 2008

Spurlock Syndrome 

(n) The act of making an astronomical living by stating the painfully obvious.

Victim of SS: Eating McDonald's food for an extended period will make you fat.

General moviegoing public: Please take several million of our personal dollars.

Spurlock Syndrome by Roach likes you August 25, 2005