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Covid Slingshot

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When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.
“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”
by MChamm3r January 20, 2022
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Pi Swing

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When the hourly or daily point swings for certain volatile stocks or cryptocurrencies appear to follow the digits of the irrational number π.
Since the Covid-19 outbreak, superstitious speculators who’ve witnessed a number of pi swings wonder whether there could be some numerological or paranormal explanation to that perceived phenomenon.
by Covido November 19, 2022
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Polaris Slingshot

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Like the Chevy Corvette, its a popular choice of vehicle for men going through a midlife crisis, except whilst the Corvette is for old White guys, the Slingshot is for middle aged men of all races.

Often times the drivers of these motorized tricycles have “fade” haircuts or are bald, they’ll sport a flat billed name-brand cap and have some color tinted aviators. They’ll drive around major social areas like hotels, colleges, landmarks blasting rock or rap music hoping to score some women.

It can be said the Polaris slingshot is a midlife crisis mobile for wiggers.
John: yo whats poppin dawg my new polaris slingshot I drive around high schools checking out chicks yo
by Connor4333 February 21, 2023
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The act of leaving one establishment to visit another before returning to the original location and/or group of friends.
"Where you going, bro?"
"Just gotta dip n' swing, but I'll see you in 20."
by Nanuk-LAR November 24, 2016
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A heist job with a large enough payout to afford retirement. Can also be used for a last job.
Who knows maybe after this I can finally afford that 300,000 dollar golf swing
by Skhizy December 17, 2020
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I can swing that

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I can handle that; I am able of doing that
Maggie: “I need you to go by the grocery store on the way home.”
Emma: “Sure, I can swing that.”
by greatvaluemilk September 15, 2021
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swinging eiffel tower

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an eiffel tower performed on a swing, with the girl on the bottom and a guy on top of her, while she swings into the other man's penis
all the little kids on the playground pointed at the swinging eiffel tower
by D-sizzler November 9, 2006
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