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Swedish Fishing

The act of a man inserting a swedish fish into his dickhole, and then having his girlfriend proceed to sucking it out and shove it in her ass for the man to suck out
"I love the fruity flavor of Swedish Fishing in my mouth!"
by Benjamin D. Dover November 24, 2009
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Swedish Fish

Lets go get some Swedish Fish and get toked out are minds!
by A Grizzle September 5, 2007
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Swedish Tan

A bad sunburn, tipically on a person with very light or sensitive skin.
My buddy forgot his sunblock and got one fucking painful Swedish Tan.
by InTheWoods91 September 22, 2007
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Swedish Suicide

When a girl is giving you a bj and when your about to jizz you pull out and cum in her ear.
How about a swedish Suicide to end your troubles?
by Lt. Tig Ol' Bitties October 22, 2009
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Swedish Corn dog

When one or more sexual partners' genitals are covered in bread crumbs or a bread-like shell. Also known as "getting breaded"

This can be accomplished by applying base foods such as peanut butter, jelly, honey, nutella or cheez-whiz. Bread crumbs should then be generously applied for best results.
Tim - Hey man why is your bed so messy?
Bill - I still haven't cleaned up after Swedish Corn dog last night
by WereHawk January 28, 2010
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Swedish Muffin

A very sweet person
- You are such a swedish muffin!

- Thank you, you're also very sweet!
by Tubzita December 18, 2011
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swedish t-bag

when a very large and hairy swedish man becomes worked up until he is sweating like none other. He then finds a random chick and dangles his balls over her mouth so she ends up lapping up all the sweat until she finally consumes his entire scrotum
Dude, i saw this sick ass swedish guy give this girl a swedish t-bag. I swear she drank at least a gallon of his sweat until she bit off his balls.
by m0n3y maker October 12, 2006
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