the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons
many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
by A random /pol/tard December 24, 2020
Get the the before christmas eve threadmug. 
Envious Eve. Eve... short for Evil. Disclaimer; Some Eves are great. But Beware of Eves with multiple names, as they are hiding their true selves. Eve, the destroyer of mankind. The believer and teller of lies. A narcissistic ho who thinks she deserves your man more then you. A woman who attempts to take over other women’s lives. Just like Eve did to Lilith; Adams first wife. Eve, a thief, a liar, a whore, and diseased with spread legs. When you find her on Tinder, ask her how her man is doing, and if he is watching from the closet. A woman who fucks up your life more then she fucks you is a total Eve.
Eve, the woman who lost paradise and continues to shit all over woman who know what it means to be loyal and faithful. Eve; short for Evil Bitch who Envies what other women have and tries to steal it. Eve... the worlds first harlot.
Eve, the woman who lost paradise and continues to shit all over woman who know what it means to be loyal and faithful. Eve; short for Evil Bitch who Envies what other women have and tries to steal it. Eve... the worlds first harlot.
You made her godmother and she fucked your husband??? She’s such an Eve.
Omg that damn Eve. She was infected with HPV, said nothing about it, and didn’t use protection!
That girl looks like she’s dying of envy. What an Eve.
Only an Eve would fuck her first cousin.
Does that Eve ask her cousin/boyfriend to wish gramps happy birthday from her?
Omg. She fucked your man, blamed you, and told your mom that you’re delusional. What a fucking Eve.
Omg that damn Eve. She was infected with HPV, said nothing about it, and didn’t use protection!
That girl looks like she’s dying of envy. What an Eve.
Only an Eve would fuck her first cousin.
Does that Eve ask her cousin/boyfriend to wish gramps happy birthday from her?
Omg. She fucked your man, blamed you, and told your mom that you’re delusional. What a fucking Eve.
by ProtectorOfManCowtown November 8, 2019
Get the Evemug. 
Angel eve is hands down the absolute most geourgeous,selfless, kind hearted girl you'll ever meet.
her beauty is so surreal, from her cute cut flowing weave to her "nice and very much appreciated by the nastiest pervy papi himself" body proportions.
Is an enthusiast of Ryan the lion.
An intellectual.
the sun shine.
Victoria Secret models everyweres worst night mare.
I'm telling you this bitch dances just like hoeseok oppar honey and claims to have been "too powerful" when dancing to DNA.
sadly, due to all her good looks and charm, there is a great chance she will snatch your man right from under your cracked compressed culo one day.
jeon jungcock gets punnished by her petite hand quickly swiping against his "thickly battered cake" faster than he could scream SWIPER NO SWIPEING. It's too late. seokjin already flew in and swiped her up bridal style with his scary ass shoulders.
her beauty is so surreal, from her cute cut flowing weave to her "nice and very much appreciated by the nastiest pervy papi himself" body proportions.
Is an enthusiast of Ryan the lion.
An intellectual.
the sun shine.
Victoria Secret models everyweres worst night mare.
I'm telling you this bitch dances just like hoeseok oppar honey and claims to have been "too powerful" when dancing to DNA.
sadly, due to all her good looks and charm, there is a great chance she will snatch your man right from under your cracked compressed culo one day.
jeon jungcock gets punnished by her petite hand quickly swiping against his "thickly battered cake" faster than he could scream SWIPER NO SWIPEING. It's too late. seokjin already flew in and swiped her up bridal style with his scary ass shoulders.
by cracksnsacks January 7, 2018
Get the angel evemug. 