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Shit Screaming

Shit Screaming is screaming while pooping because pooping hurts you.
Nobody likes receiving a video of their grandma Shit Screaming. Give the poor gal some pepto!
by Kimmantha September 3, 2017
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The Screaming Mermaid

When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. “You wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!
My girl begged me to tell her what “The Screaming Mermaid” was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didn’t even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.
by Nadasurfer October 23, 2019
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with a full house screaming

Phrase. A critical acclaim of sorts. Origin: Charlie Sheen.

1. A surprisingly positive compliment-- despite its negative imagery-- used to describe how awesome something is, like the ability to work hard AND play hard.

2. The awesome ability to think that you can play hard until you find yourself on 20/20 giving your version of a hooker story if you're Charlie Sheen.

Noun. The decision making process exercised by the U.S. House of Representatives. Origin: American Politics
Use as a phrase-

#1 - "Epic. Epic behavior. No, because after reading about that, then they observe a guy hitting every mark, nailing every line, every joke, with a full house screaming." -Charlie Sheen

#2 - "That new Radiohead song they made into a Beyonce Single Ladies music video meme is so 'with a full house screaming.' "

#3 - "That Jimmy Kimmel is so with a full house screaming. I especially love how he got celebs Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Sophia Vergara, Emily Blunt, and Lindsay Lohan to appear in the sketch, "Hottie Body Humpilates" on Late Night With Jimmy Kimmel in his show immediately following The Oscars with Tom Hanks whose "pushy stage dad" sketch based on Little Miss Sunshine was hilarious.

Use as a noun-

#1 - "Oh, no! They're at it again, that pesky with a full house screaming."

#2 - Urban dictionary only allows 20 tags what a bunch of with a full house screaming. How am I supposed to name drop in only 20 tags, what is this, Twitter?

#3 - Even Twitter gives me 140 characters. I don't know if Twitter or Urban Dictionary gives me a greater to chance to get a message out, supposing I had one. I wonder if either would work better than the response I get with a full house screaming.

Charlie Sheen, Full House, Bob Saget, Uncle Jesse, Olson Twins, Radiohead, Comedians, Comedians whether intentional or not
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Las Vegas Steaming Massage

The act in which a person sits on another's chest and rubs their sweaty genitalia all over the others chest. In doing so you leave behind a strong musk that fills the nostrils and a nice lather that soothes the skin.
Man, she gave me the Las Vegas Steaming Massage and I've never felt more awake.
by Qwibby June 24, 2014
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I'M SCREAMING

Bro don't be a annoying ass bozo, ur gf is not screaming she is just too excited ( probably not because of u)
- Ayo, marcus looked at me in science class I'M SCREAMING KAJNSHDKMAOWIHDNDY
by uL1rCh September 28, 2022
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Stealing Grass

the act of being in a place where one does not belong; to trespass.
Alex: Is that guy stealing grass?
Manny: No, hes allowed to be here, hes the maintenance guy.
by StreetBikeTakeover June 6, 2010
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Steamin' Demon

The act of removing one's member mid, or post-coitus, while enduring sub-zero conditions; thus creating a steaming effect.
While Roger and his woman were getting it on in the snowbank last night she came face-to-face with the steamin' demon.
by anonymous4567895 March 6, 2013
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