Gaydar Squats: "Mr. Sullivan's wrestling attire was setting off Mr. Weiss' Gaydar while having Mr. Sullivan Spot him during an intense session of squats."
by Daveyboy23 December 16, 2008

One female is sitting on the toliet the typical way. Another female straddles the first female and they both urinate at the same time
by Wildnursesarah October 2, 2013

by Cumguzzelingqueen2000 May 11, 2016

squatted truck disease is typical for people who have an uneven amount of chromosomes in their system, therefore, they do not think like the rest of us, and mostly live in their own world. Commonly outcasts from society, especially in middle school, they were bullied mainly because of their inability to walk, speak, think, and even communicate In any form.
Due to this, they decided to do the unspeakable rebellious act in order to stand out in society that they decide to lift the front of their truck and lower the back. In doing so, suicide rates in a variety of different ages have increased drastically.
Due to this, they decided to do the unspeakable rebellious act in order to stand out in society that they decide to lift the front of their truck and lower the back. In doing so, suicide rates in a variety of different ages have increased drastically.
by DozenthPear8905 September 13, 2021

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.
More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.
Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.
Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.
Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.
Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.
Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.
Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!
Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022

A diesease that every man gets in his life when his penis stops working for about 2 weeks and he is forced to sit down when he pees because it comes out of his ass
Man 1: Awww dude these past 2 weeks have sucked i got squat to pee syndrome.
Man 2: Dude that fuckin blows i just finished that about a month ago.
Man 2: Dude that fuckin blows i just finished that about a month ago.
by Jaquan Jackson July 8, 2011

The act (or attempt or result) of writing one's name in the snow by a female, or other such feat of aimed urination.
by HydeeeHo May 14, 2011
