spoon ejaculation

flicking a food that could possibly look like sperm off the end of a bent spoon towards a person or persons.

John - "dude you better not spoon ejaculate those mash potatoes on me."

Ben - "come on dude when's the last time i did that?"

John - "um yesterday! u stained my shirt with your damn spoon ejaculation!"

by bloodrush140 March 18, 2010

Spoon Fish

using a spoon to fish out all the best pieces of a mixture

Quit spoon fishin all the cashews out of the mixed nuts!

No spoon fishing all the meat out of that pot of chili.

by W Pennypacker January 7, 2010

Spoon Rapist

A person who big spoons another person when the other person physically or vocally objects to the said spooning.

Lynne is a spoon rapist.

She spoon raped me.

That man spends most of his time serial spoon raping.

by Fox in sox April 19, 2011

spoon god

The belief in and reverence for a superhuman controlling power of one who provides the worlds most affectionate cuddling whereby a man lays behind a woman with his arms wrapped securely around the woman eliciting feelings of extreme bliss and security.

Anthony is a Spoon God.

by SGW. September 7, 2016

rusty spooning

When you spoon with a REALLY old person

"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"

by The original rusty spoon February 4, 2016

sphincter spoon

A very soft and skinny spoon used to clean the deep, dark, dank areas of one's ass.

"Yo where da fuck is my sphincter spoon at, I needs me self a cleanin"

by Jim J January 27, 2006

Spoon Licker

A creepy pervert that looks at you like you are on the menu and like he/she would like to lick the front and back of a spoon clean after sampling a steaming heaping spoon full of poop from your butt. A freak that has a spoon fetish, and a staring problem.

"He just loves his peanut butter like a Spoon Licker. That old Spoon Licker wants a taste of you. Are you on the menu? Because that Spoon Licker can't take his eyes off of you.

by Joe Hucklebuckle April 27, 2009