Spit Gaiter

A mask you wear when you are fully vaccinated and yet the idiots that pretend to know things they couldn't know demand you wear something over your face but you just don't want to. It's a face diaper that says "fuck you" to the establishment that doesn't care about the actual science and pretends like they know what's best for everyone based on the political chatter of political asshats that happen to be in charge at the moment.

You can't wear a "Spit Gaiter" here, we trust the people in power that flip flop on when, why, where, and how to wearing a mask. "Spit Gaiters" are for vaccinated people that are over Covid-19, how dare they exhibit the desire to go back to normal! I can see your face through your "spit gaiter", that means you don't care about Covid-19.

by Objectivityiskey September 2, 2021

Spit Milk

When someone truly believes the festival they were talking about is not called spilt milk… they might need to go get their eyes checked!

1: did you see the line up for spit milk!
2: WHAT?¿
1: spit milk!
2: ‘eye roll’

by 7372872 July 12, 2023

spit shined

Anal sex

She spit shined his dick

by Fhtniger March 29, 2016

bum spitting

When you gape the anus of your partner, just to spit a single orb into their anus.

Come on up stairs steve were spittin in bums! Gonna have a blast bum spitting.

by SenorSamGrams May 27, 2017

kite-spitting

It's when 20 mph winds blow at your face while you're spitting and leaves a trail of spit while it's flying

Dude 1: dude, while i was jogging past this one guy, i think he was kite-spitting on my face. Dude 2: At least it didn't get caught in a tree

by veins April 4, 2010

titty spitting

The act of shooting milk out of your tits. (i.e., Breastfeeding.)

"Don't mind me I'm just titty spitting the baby."

by horribadderson March 4, 2018

Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

by silentshotghost June 21, 2018