Spank Pouch

A condom that is otherwise too large for a small penis that one puts on with the sole purpose of masturbating into.

"I can't wear Magnums!"

"Just use it as a Spank Pouch then!"

by Bob McGillian September 3, 2011

Night spanking

When you wake up in the middle of the night restless, so you decide to Masturbate to pass the time.

I could't sleep with all drugs took, hmm.....I guess I'll do some Night spanking

by Liberal Assassin January 25, 2017

Spank the bape

Spanking the Bape is a much cooler version of (spanking the monkey). but this one is whilst bathing/taking a shower

- Sup' dude? U got any plans today
- Nah bro i'm just gonna take a shower and prolly spank the bape

by SpreezMB August 8, 2017

train spank

To get beat so hard it feels like you got hit by a train.

To lose at an event or activity to the point you would rather get hit by a train.

Like getting spanked, except by a train.

I just got train spanked at bowling.
You're gonna get train spanked at call of duty this Friday.

That girl just got train spanked at tennis.

by killa beana April 25, 2014

Spittin' spank

To speak in manner in which denotes untrue facts of individuals. To be jivin', talkin' trash, or cuttin' loose.

Rachel was so drunk last night she was spittin' spank hard core, we all thought she had diarrhea of the mouth.

by DaddyGpappy August 23, 2009

Spank Pankis

Spank Pankis is a 4-player card game concisting of a mixture of various other card games. (i.e. spoons, speed, slapjack)

The phrase "Spank Pankis!" is yelled for either of two reasons. The first being to start the game, the second being to signify that you have played all of your cards and are ready to slap the smallest pile avaliable.

"Spank Pankis!" yelled Noogin.

by Cameronhajek August 24, 2008

Cake Spank

Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX. Doggy style ya dig?

We cake spanked last night. I couldn't resist she just had the hottest cakes man.

I've never cake spanked before..

OOOH i just wanted to spank those cakes!

by INEEDACAKESPANK March 7, 2010