spanish mooncakes

A slang term for a Spanish person’s ass.

“Yo that man’s got a big ass”

“Yeah his Spanish mooncakes are pretty big” I

by Nagatoro October 2, 2021

Spanish Wish

When two spanish males fuck a hot white girl and start kissing each other over her.

"Aye you see that spanish wish video on porn yet?"

"Yeah that shit was so fucking hot lana Rhodes should do one bro!"

by BEPOPEBO October 16, 2021

Spanish Kissen

When someone puts their mouth over yours to kiss and your tongues come out and have a little fight.

Omg look at that couple, they are Spanish kissen.😎

by Arsenalurmum December 6, 2021

Spanish Spanking

The act of getting your ass whipped with a tortilla by your moms great aunts brother in law while your latino cousins watch.

Bro my moms great aunts brother in law gave me a Spanish Spanking earlier and my ass is sore, plus I have a tortilla shaped welt on my ass cheek.

by RoughJose24 January 19, 2022

Spanish Blanket

A warm and embracing male who is willing to keep any 6/10 female warm in all circumstances.

“They call me the Spanish Blanket.” Have my kids immediately

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022

Spanish Blanket

A sexy alpha male who can keep a girl comfortable and warm anyplace and any time. A Spanish Blanket also knows how to keep a female entertained and how to keep things spicy while having the ability to get serious in the blink of an eye.

Girl: I’m cold

Guy: Lucky for you, they called me the Spanish Blanket in highschool.

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022

Spanish inquisition

Something nobody expects

Talking and the Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition

by kingofminetn May 29, 2022