crispy salmon

The most delicious food EVER and everyone needs to try it.

Best served with maple syrup and lemon.

Caleb: What are you going to order?
Ruby: Crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
Caleb: Yum, that sounds delicious, I heard its really good from here.
Ruby: Yes, me too.

by amazingguy1234 February 9, 2017

Awkward Salmon

When you come up behind or in front of someone and wiggle your hand up their crack without penetration.

Steve awkward salmoned the shit out of Susan last night.

by Maebabe January 1, 2018

salmony snicket

Female Genitalia. See cunt, snatch etc.

Adapted from the name of the author Lemony Snicket. (pseudonym)

i'd love to get inside her salmony snicket

by Deviant September 22, 2004

salmon canyon

A warm place where Mr Sausage likes to go on vacation.

Janice hows about we take Mr Sausage on a day out to salmon canyon. Bring it!

by Randolph June 11, 2006

Salmon

A word referring to a male that likes to date older women. Similar to a trout (swims downstream in age) who is a 40+ male that likes to date 20 year olds, a salmon (swims upstream in age) is a 20-30 year old that likes to date cougars.

Man, did you see my homey Donny, that salmon slayed 4 cougars last night at the Mix nightclub in Sacramento.

That cougar pounced on the poor unsuspecting salmon.

by Sgt. Da Danko December 29, 2010

Salmon

After a guy blows his load in either the chicks pussy or ass, he proceeds to piss inside her to send the eggs up stream....like a salmon

This chick didn't want my baby so I gave her the Salmon.

Also check Sockeye Salmon

by Thebull01 August 26, 2006

salmon

Norwegian word for masturbating translates to "Pulling my Salmon." Salmon is now commmonly used as a reference to one's penis.

I will slap you with my salmon!
Want some of my pink salmon?

by Aces R High August 28, 2006