Sloppy Smurf

When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf October 01, 2018

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An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.

Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf October 01, 2018

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Tiny Smurf

The name given to a small, blue-balled penis, primarily used to insult a man

"I heard Angus has a Tiny Smurf in his pants"

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Placing a small blue communist in a bong and smoking it

Let's buble this smurf ; are we smurf bubbling, yesWe're surf bubbling isn't it baby, yes you kp, yes it's me, I love you

by 3Fitz January 19, 2017

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a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual

will you give me some of your smurf cream

by smurf cream man September 06, 2020

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A small (2 oz. or 50 ml) bottle of liquor, often found in hotel rooms or on airplanes.

Toss me a Smurf Quart of whiskey from the honor bar - I'm starting to sober up

by SilentBob73 August 17, 2014

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when you use the port-a-john and shit the blue that splashes back up on your ass.

That cat lumbardo got smurf assed at the led zepplin concert.

by nanmike April 09, 2008

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