Smooth Brain

The term "Smooth Brain" refers to someone unintelligent, or an action that could be classified as unintelligent. Neuroscientists believe that the more folds your brain has, the more surface area neurons have, thus, leading to higher intelligence. However, without these folds, there won't be as large of a surface area for your neurons, which leads to idiocy, or Smooth Brainedness.

"This buttery smooth brained idiot stuck a goddamn fork in the power outlet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."

by Imagine Being Smooth Brained June 12, 2022

DJ SMOOTH PANDA

Cracking good young music producer

DJ SMOOTH PANDA is a cracking good young DJ

by BluePandaGiraffe August 13, 2022

As smooth as braille

When something didn't go the way it should have.

You talking up that girl was as smooth as braille.

by KonradTheFish February 18, 2026

As smooth as braille

When something didn't go the way it should have.

Guy 1. You got a mirror in your ass? because i can see myself in it tonight. Guy 2. That pickup line was as smooth as braille

by KonradTheFish February 18, 2026