Ham Slices

Derived from the phrase, "pepperoni slices" that people used to describe big nipples on a chick. But when u suspect they are even bigger then pepperonis, use Ham Slices instead.

*stares at girl with huge knockers* "dude, she probably has Ham Slices

Ham Slices by thunderslices October 30, 2010

Home Slice 

Friend or buddy

Kurk is my home slice.

Home Slice by Definitelytevs October 4, 2015

A slice of grandma's birthday cake 

pot.

"Where can I get a slice of grandma's birthday cake?"

"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"

Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot

A slice of grandma's birthday cake by jasperburger June 4, 2009

want a slice? 

a sexual proposition used by the cleverest of folk.

man: "yo hun want a slice?"
woman: "sure! first ill make you a sandwich!"
man: "damn right"

want a slice? by word barbarian June 19, 2010

Slice 

A super hottie, usually a girl.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

Slice by Micron X February 24, 2010

Spiced Almond 

IS BOSS! spiced almond is a person who is of darker skin color who breaks all stereotypes. they are one of a kind down to earth and are tooo much fun. they are absolutely perfect at everything they do. They are god's greatest creation... to point out a spiced almond person according to society they fall under the category of African american. they speak very proper. they are attractive and their personality blows your mind. they also have a tail. this species is very rare so if you find a spiced almond person CHERISH AND LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE! there are only 50 spiced almond people living in the US.

*warning* Piss off a spiced almond person they probably go ghetto... and crazy advise not to do it.

i wish my chick was spiced almond

Spiced Almond by jafar1324 October 27, 2010

fart slice 

A person who is a tool, douche, jerk, asshole, just an all around unpleasant person.

Did you see that guy cut me off! What a fuckin' fart slice!

fart slice by poopprism December 2, 2011