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Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.
Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis
by joeytheleo July 29, 2014
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chocolate jet ski

The act of fucking someone in the anus while they, or you, takes a shit. Therefore the pressure from your dick thrust will luanch the shit from the person taking it.
Male 1: "Man I have major stank dick."
Male 2: " Why?"
Male 1: "I gave your mom a chocolate jet ski."
by Theguythatguysthegirl September 1, 2016
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water ski enema

When a fall during water-skiing results in a strong propulsion of water up the rear end.
I suffered a water ski enema and had the runs for three days.

My brother-in-law drives the boa so fast if you fall you are guaranteed a water-ski enema.
by really dontcare October 25, 2015
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Duo Toned Skies

Funny original character story developed and founded by Instagram users butterchu_, smukkz, and fishingluremoon. Often used to make fun of “dreamnotfound” shippers by referring to smukkz’s character in specific, tye, of whom is green and blue.
Short for “A Ghostly World Of Duo Toned Skies”, and most of the time shortened as “DTS”.
“Omg blue and green!!! Haha I love Tye too 💚💙”
“Wow another Duo Toned Skies fan!!! Cool!!”
by snellie April 20, 2022
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whoville ski slopes

A set of jugs so saggy, they can't even be classified as nanners or swingin sweater puppets.
by Jimmy Jonesssss January 17, 2011
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Cross-Country Skiing

Running in the snow with ski gear on
Person 1: Wanna go cross-country skiing???
Person 2: Yea hold on lemme go get my running shoes and ski gear
by Lynn Bobble April 4, 2019
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Vampire Ski Mask

When a girl is giving you a blow job pull it out of her mouth before the point of ejaculation and let it out on her face. At this time rub it all around her face with your testicles, then let it dry. Your oral partner is now wearing a vampire ski mask.
Bro, I just gave that chick a vampire ski mask after she blew me.
by Rodziewicz September 6, 2012
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