Simpdaddy

Simpdaddy is a term for a young man, usually with a hairy belly, that has blonde curly hair and a crooked nose. A simpdaddy typically thinks he is a 'sick cunt' and claims to consume copious amounts of alcohol, when in reality he is a light weight. Generally lacks intelligence and is no smarter then a star fish.

"Hey barra, Look at that guy over there, he looks like a real Simpdaddy!"

by big_dick_playa July 12, 2014

CG5 Simp

Someone, typically 12 to 16 year old girls who have a extreme interest or Stan like behavior, often obsessive or off putting over the musical artist named CG5.

Person 1: Help! The CG5 simps keep posting uncomfortable fancam edits
Person 2: That sounds unhealthy

by ElongMusty March 27, 2022

Anime boy simp

An anime boy simp is someone who is a person who simps and has feeling for this thing called an “anime boy” they feel love towards this “unreal male” who will never exist.

“Have you heard Kelly turned into an anime boy simp?”
“Jesus that girl has no life”

by Is that a simp ew May 22, 2021

Bob Velseb Simp

Basically a person who simps for Bob Velseb. A.K.A. Me.

Person 1: I think i'm a Bob Velseb simp.

Person 2: Same.

by A random goth girl April 26, 2023

Simp

A guy who feels intense emotions and acts mushy for a girl he’s probably only known for 3 months just because she she gave him some or he’s hoping to get some. But these days it’s a loosely used word and can reference anyone who even values or respects women.

X: I heard him on the phone with Jenny telling her she deserves the world.
Y: Bro he literally met her last week... He a Simp.

OR
Guy: I respect women and don’t objectify them.
Incel: SIMP!!!!!!

by Nnyahh May 29, 2020

Simpchronicity

When worldly or life events seem to align with the episode of the Simpsons you're watching.

I was watching a Simpsons re-run last night and Bart wrote 'No one wants to hear about my sciatica' on the chalkboard in the opening. So weird, I was just diagnosed! Such Simpchronicity.

by Goldenrodzen May 11, 2016

simpamina

Simpamina is a slang term for an Italian Amphetamine used in recreation.

Hank: "Daphne who did you get your Simpamina from?"
Daphne :" My old Italian lover..... Dino"
Hank : "Ahhhh... the thirty year old that lives with his mother."

by Bookfinder May 25, 2016