septic shock

when you stick a hotdog up ya booty hole

you get septic shock if you stick a dirty dawg up ya coochie

by MYFRENDING February 9, 2021

Roman shock punch

The sexual act I having anal sex and right as the man pulls out punching his cock while he comes and then cutting of its head and chewing on it....then shatting on his chest while make their children watch.

"I gave my husband a roman shock punch last night" " wtf is that why your in prison

by Andrew.Ben.Bunt.Moran November 17, 2014

Morning After Shock

When you wake up after doing something and someone tells you what you did, or when you regret what you did the night before. giving you Morning After Shock

After Joe told me what i did when i lost my memory from that night at the party he could see the morning after shock in my eyes

by holysaintvince January 13, 2009

Silo Shock Syndrome

Silo Shock Syndrome is a sudden, potentially fatal condition. It is caused by exposure a unit of content that has bled over from a political or subject matter silo that does not align with the silo one normally consumes.

I looked at Twitter trending and got Silo Shock Syndrome from a hate group.

by atomantic February 17, 2021

freshman shock and awe

When you transition to the next highest educational institution (elementary school to middle school, middle school to high school, high school to college) and you need to adjust to your teachers expecting more from you and more work and you're shocked by your grades because they're terrible/not what you expected. Normally "awe shit" follows the shock, thus the "shock and awe"

Aja: Yes! I got straight A's! What'd you get Marcus?
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend

by Selenaaaass November 16, 2012

President Shock Jock

President Shock Jock - Our president speaks like the shock jocks of the nineties.

Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.

Me: Is that good diplomacy?

Him: What do you think?

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

Toxic Shock Method

The Toxic Shock Method is when you stick a metal object into an outlet and then proceed to put it in someone's ass or pussy. This method is for those willing to take it to the next level.

I love to use the Toxic Shock Method when my boyfriend isn't satisfying me.

by Ilovedeez August 15, 2023