shaved alvin

shaved alvin

shaved alvin

by kirukinjii May 15, 2024

Sticky shave

This move is performed during sexual intercourse, and occurs after the male ejaculates. The male aims his seamen into his hands, rubs it together into a evenly spread liquid and slaps it across his partners face.

Hey darling I've came, fancy a sticky shave?

by IronBrewCan August 12, 2021

Shave

To transliterate into Shavian, a rare alphabet used to write the English language.

"Seems like 'Thai,' 'tie' and 'tye' all shave to 𐑑𐑲."

by mrqwerty567 June 7, 2025

japanese shaved ice

the world renowned tasty treat that is commonly grouped together with the far inferior “snow cone” but is quite different and should be know by its merit not its similarities to the american treat

yo man wyd with that snow cone, there’s japanese shaved ice right down the road

oh dang let me just throw this trash away rq

ight ight

by bruhhhhhmoment July 22, 2019

Stopped shaving

A euphemism for a man who has “passed away.”

Used to signify that a man is no longer alive. Example: “Did you hear, Joe stopped shaving.”

by Waterbuffalo94 July 8, 2022

Blind Man's Shave

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.

Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"

by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010

Shaving an orangutan

Using excessive expletives deleted in public, as for example, when quoting or discussing the President of the United States. From an episode of Sealab 2021 where an orangutan is shaved in Tijuana, Mexico, with judicious bleeps.

Somebody on Twitter is really shaving an orangutan about Public Enemy today.

by Brant Goose August 16, 2018