High-Risk Selfie

Taking a mirror photo or selfie in a public area (ex: bathroom) that appears to be empty; but at any given moment someone can walk in catching you during the act of a selfie.
Jen: “Wow! Cute outfit!”
Marissa: “Thanks! It was definitely a High-Risk Selfie since someone walked in right after I took it.”
by Moniemarie31 September 19, 2019
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Pleasure Selfie

A pleasure selfie is a selfie taken that has no more than one person. The person is usual smiling, looking serious or sometimes even smizing (smiling with their eyes). A pleasure selfie is most commonly posted on Instagram with the caption being a quote about love, heartbreak, loss, sadness, happiness, the opposite sex. Pleasure-Selfie takers also use captions such as "I'm so ugly", "Deleting soon", Not sure about this' and the good old "#ewmyface" these captions are used for people to say "Oh no, you're beautiful" or "Don't delete you're gorgeous". These Pleasure-Selfie takers can be found in many places so watch and always keep one eye open.
Jim: Did you see Monica's pleasure selfie it was so hot
Bob: Yeah but she's totally fishing for compliments
by lexie_watermelon08 April 28, 2015
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manly selfie

There is NO such thing!!!
Girl 1 "Do you believe in the Manly Selfie"
Girl 2 "He'll no!!!!"
by I Eat Banana April 08, 2018
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proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts to avoid being homicided by an insanely jealous significant other.
Before leaving the restaurant, Mendy forced her disgusted friends to be in her proof selfie.
by bushleaguers March 03, 2016
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proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other
Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home
by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016
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proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.
Before they left the restaurant, Mendy made her disgusted friends pose for a pathetic proof selfie.
by The bushleaguers March 04, 2016
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Self-reflection Selfie

A self-imposed image taken with a selfie camera usually expressing a picture of person’s face after a successful moment of self-accomplishment performing a task that nobody but the picture taker cares about. This selfie can also occur in the moments of a person’s boredom where it is accompanied by a philosophical reference or caption expressing a deep lesson learned, an important self-accomplishment or very insightful self-awareness.

Such photos are meant to socially establish credibility of profound wisdom to the person posting the image and caption about themselves, but often the reference is shallow at best, and serves the purpose of attention seeking individuals who have low self-esteem, little credibility, and little wisdom, if any on the philosophical message emphasized.

Lastly, images are usually of the persons face looking glaringly empty into space or directly at the camera, or after a period of physical exertion to emphasize the struggle that led to such credibility.
Oh look! Lucy has posted her 15th self-reflection selfie this week about how she burned out from her job and is now an executive coach on the subject. Man, if I’m struggling at work, can’t wait to talk to her.

Jeez Gary! He posted another self-reflection selfie about how his commitment to his work is a direct reflection of his ability to run 5km with his Nike sports watch. Wish I can be more like Gary, what a guy!
by dashiszznit April 21, 2024
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