pinata season

-the time of year when they sell pinata's in the grocery store.

-a random thing to say to express, akwardness and confusion

usually said with a lack luster or lifeless tone

"When do you want to work on our project?"
"Pinata Season..."

Parents: "So (your name here) what was this marijuana doing in your sock drawer, huh?"

You: "Pinata Season..."

by Matthew J. Damon December 11, 2007

award season

The time of year from January to March when people celebrate acclaimed films at the Golden Globes and Oscars.

More importantly, it's the time of year when celebrities make various jokes about Tom Hanks and the camera promptly cuts to a very confused Tom Hanks.

Host: This award season, (insert corny Tom Hanks joke here)

Tom Hanks: WTF...

by heyitscarly28 April 28, 2014

seaweed season

A period starting October 1 through the 27th of which seaweed is harvested and sold for profit

Ralph: Hey, have you seen Steven?
John: No, he’s too busy at his job, it is seaweed season after all

by Yak Horseman September 27, 2021

Emmys Season

Held in the Month of September is the Emmys season, The highly Anticipated Television Awards where actors/actresses win awards based on their performances.

“I have high hopes for Elizabeth Olsen this Emmys Season”

by coldpillowmoment September 3, 2021

hay season

A bad excuse for fake asthma.

Sorry, I can't play tag right now. I have asthma in hay season.

by Your Mom in Disguise June 17, 2016

Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month

Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!

by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023

Kaning Season

A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.

Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.

by Kanus expert February 11, 2014