Stealth Cold

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.

I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.

by SpeckledJim1917 April 16, 2014

Stealth Evacuation

The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.

Ugh, I'm hungover as hell today... Time for a stealth evacuation and a quick nap on the can.

by ~TheLuckyOne13~ June 11, 2014

Selthie

The act of taking a selfie while shitting and puking simultaneously

Person 1: How are you feeling?
Person 2: Terrible. I just took a selthie. It took forever to clean up.

by BusA November 27, 2014

Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

by BunnySMG February 12, 2015

Stealth Peen

In online roleplay if a male is roleplaying a female character and has not shared that he is really a male then he is a stealth peen.

Richard is a stealth peen because his female warlock character is named BettyBoop694 and he has not shared that he is really a male to his online friends who he has been leading on for months for his entertainment.

by Zyrexia February 19, 2015

Stealth Jack

The use of the word is done so in which to trick someone during the game of Bullshit / Cheat / I Doubt It, not just restricted to jacks but to your personal favourite card. This is used to make someone think you are bullshitting, or to people that know you more well, make them think you are in fact not bullshitting.

You: Yeah I place down a stealth jack...I mean a 7
Silly Billy: Oh mate that defo bullshit you so put down a jack
You: nah m9 #dealwithit

or

You: Stealth jac...I mean a 6
People: You do that all the time now we know it is a 6
You: *gets a free pass for lying*

by iBroadwell March 9, 2015

Stealthdoze

The act of dozing off while trying to appear awake, especially when one is supposed to be awake.

"The new guy tends to stealthdoze his way through boring meetings."

by Bigmonkeychild March 17, 2015