Scrub squirrel

A hoe that’s always trying to hop on that healthcare hero dick.

I saw that hoe in the stairwell with Dr. Crawford, she’s definitely a scrub squirrel.

by CallMeCrawdaddy January 23, 2021

scrub scabies

You've heard of badge bunnies... But what are people who chase nurses, cna's, etc? You got it. Scrub scabies. Because we wear scrubs and they're hard to get rid of, like scabies.

My coworker: "People I match with on dating apps always comment on how hot it is that I'm a nurse."
Me: "What's up with all the scrub scabies?"

by Your_favorite_steph June 26, 2021

Scrub One Out

1.To rub one out using soap in the shower
2. To rub one out thinking about Zach Braff

I always shout "Turk" as I climax when I scrub one out in the shower to the image of Zach Braff.

by Dirté September 21, 2021

Scrub Turn

When someone who was previously going places drops their ambitions, often in favor of fitting in with a lower-achieving social circle.

Synonyms: To fall off, to lose one's edge

Etymology: From the pro wrestling term "heel turn" except instead of becoming a heel (villain), the person in question becomes a scrub (underachiever)

Diego got into a great university, but he took a scrub turn and centered his life mainly around drinking and playing video games with his buddies. Now a year after graduating college, he seems less talented than he was back in high school.

There's a lot of pressure to turn scrub, but you only get one life to make your dreams come true.

by GenTelGuy July 13, 2023

scrub-off

1) What you tell scrubs when you want them to leave.

2) Someone who is rated at least a 3.3 on the Gates scaling system 2.

Hey Brian, scrub-off!

by Gates inc. February 24, 2009

Scrub the Pig

To 'scrub the pig' is to have a wash/bath/shower.

e.g.
I can't come out just yet, I've got to scrub the pig first.

OR

Gees that guy smells like he's got a dead rat up his arse. He can't have scrubbed the pig in a week.

by Romany Ravenflame July 5, 2009

Scrub cannon

Referred to as an under-mounted grenade launcher in COD or the ak74U submachine gun in COD Black Ops. Both extremely gay, and even more so when used together

Hey look at the fag with the scrub cannon under-mounted scrub cannon, you know he likes it in the stink from time to time.

by Colonel Sanderson12345 May 8, 2011