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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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Scratch bully

A person who won’t scratch your back
That scratch bully won’t scratch my itch
by Docnrg January 11, 2024
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Scratch N Sniff

The Scratch N Sniff is an alternative method of scratching your balls. This method requires you to cradle your balls in one hand, while you gently scratch your balls with the other. This method is one of many methods used to scratch a mans balls, one of which is the Pinch and Twist method.
Bro can i scratch your balls?

Nah bro, ive already done the Scratch N Sniff method.
by rection g hue December 15, 2022
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Scratch&Sniff

When you're thirteen,on the school bus,sitting with your " girl " trying to get a few scratches between them thighs,so you have something to sniff while waiting for everyone in the house to fall asleep so you can polish your carrot.
Bobby was excited to sit next to Jill on the bus today; if he's lucky he'll be able to have a Scratch&Sniff session this evening.
by MoRxSurroundedxOnS January 11, 2023
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Scratch

An online platform where you can make animations, watch them, make games, play them, and make groups, where people send you their games and you accept or reject them.
A: hey bro you played scratch before?

B: what?
A: just type in scratch in google.
by I need help 2023 January 13, 2023
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Scratch

by Peterhatmin November 14, 2021
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Scratch

There are many problems with the shithole of a website known as Scratch, or scratch.mit.edu. First of all, The Scratch Team is some of the worst website admins on the planet. They're the cause of why saying "crap" or "heck" will get you banned. Saying "Hey wanna hang out later?" will get you banned because of the bots that filter "hang out" as a link to the Google chatting platform, Hangouts, or linking to actual hanging. Oh yeah, there are these Scratch Warrior Cats that will annoy the hell out of you. The Scratch Warrior Cats also make cringe "memes" that aren't even memes. Stealing others' content is allowed for some reason because of their remixing "policy", which basically states you can remix a project, only change a sprite, and get away with it. It's ridiculous. There are some actually really well-made games and animations, but they get overlooked by the fame retards who make very sub-par 10-second animations with stickman characters and very basic platformers. If you criticize any popular political opinion, you're, according to the community, uneducated. If you say just the tiniest little thing negative about the LGBT community, you're considered homophobic. If you plan on joining this site, beware. If the Scratch Team weren't such dumbasses at maintaining a website, and the fame retards didn't exist on this website, maybe Scratch would be a better place.

If you don't get banned, warned, or reported by an idiotic 9-year-old, you're literally a god.
User 1: WOAH I found this really neat site called "Scratch"! Let's create an account and make a lot of projects!
User 1: *creates an account and a couple of projects*
User 2: *gasp* You said "Honestly, can people stop spamming Scratch with stuff about defunding the police. It's really annoying and I don't believe in it." !!! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED! YOU UNEDUCATED PIECE OF CRAP!
User 2: *gets banned for saying "crap"*
User 1: Serves User 2 right for annoying me.
User 3: *creates a million harry potter fanclub studios and makes a whole bunch of fuwwy clans* hey uwu join my owo harry potter fanclub uwuuwuwuwuw and join my clannssssssss! X3
User 4: Check out my platformers and animations!!!! *links them to the crappy games and animations*
User 1: shut up, user 3.
User 1: And User 4, those projects need a little work.
User 1: *gets banned for saying "shut up" and for "bullying" by saying "those projects need a little work"*
User 1: What the fuck is this shit. I joined literally 20 fucking minutes ago.
User 2: *also banned* That's Scratch for you.
by fuckinghatemylife September 6, 2021
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