Stinky Salmon

When you fuck an absolute 3 while your so croinked and zoot sandwiched and she has undiscovered stds that make her pussy smell like salmon. After you eat her pussy, you slowly turn into a salmon.

“Last night, Bob Wyoming Sampson’d the fuck out of a stinky salmon. He’s become a fish!!”

Stinky Salmon by buster_hymen69420 May 6, 2022

Black Salmon 

When a person freezes a turd and uses it as a sex toy anally until it thaws out and returns to the ocean or toilet.

The black salmon hid under the ice until it swam back and fourth to warm up and eventually returned to the ocean.

Black Salmon by Millwrightthor November 5, 2022

Alex Salmon 

mishas cutie patootie
25% ranga

WOW ITS MY LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIE ALEX SALMON- MISHA

Alex Salmon by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022

Mac Salmon 

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!

"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"

Mac Salmon by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023

smoked salmon and monkey poo 

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

smoked salmon and monkey poo by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023

Nose salmon 

Boogers with streaks of blood

Man roger, the nose salmon have really been running since we did all that blow.

Nose salmon by Buddhistboy November 15, 2023

Slithery Salmon 

Someone who walks away quickly before a door closes for the door to then be shut infront of someone's face. Similar to the motions of a salmon upstream.

Phil was a slithery salmon every day after science class and never cared to open the door.

Slithery Salmon by SnappleApple... July 8, 2024