A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
A euphemism for masturbation.
The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.
The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.
"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."
"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."
by jiffyluube February 21, 2016
While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017
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by Aero L December 09, 2022
A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .
Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.
by Housebroke February 20, 2022