spoon ejaculation

flicking a food that could possibly look like sperm off the end of a bent spoon towards a person or persons.

John - "dude you better not spoon ejaculate those mash potatoes on me."

Ben - "come on dude when's the last time i did that?"

John - "um yesterday! u stained my shirt with your damn spoon ejaculation!"

by bloodrush140 March 18, 2010

gold spoon

To be so spoiled you can get anything in life; To receive anything that you ask for

Sachin is such a gold spoon. He gets anything he asks his parents for.

by LilCrouton May 10, 2020

Spoon Fish

using a spoon to fish out all the best pieces of a mixture

Quit spoon fishin all the cashews out of the mixed nuts!

No spoon fishing all the meat out of that pot of chili.

by W Pennypacker January 07, 2010

rusty spooning

When you spoon with a REALLY old person

"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"

by The original rusty spoon November 24, 2015

Spoon Rapist

A person who big spoons another person when the other person physically or vocally objects to the said spooning.

Lynne is a spoon rapist.

She spoon raped me.

That man spends most of his time serial spoon raping.

by Fox in sox April 02, 2011

spoon god

The belief in and reverence for a superhuman controlling power of one who provides the worlds most affectionate cuddling whereby a man lays behind a woman with his arms wrapped securely around the woman eliciting feelings of extreme bliss and security.

Anthony is a Spoon God.

by SGW. February 19, 2016

sphincter spoon

A very soft and skinny spoon used to clean the deep, dark, dank areas of one's ass.

"Yo where da fuck is my sphincter spoon at, I needs me self a cleanin"

by Jim J January 27, 2006